The Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood
Well lucky us! We get to see Hoyt continue to wear is Panic! At The Disco outfit for the second straight episode (and it looks like there will be a third appearance, thanks be to Lilith). Have you...
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View ArticleThe Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood
It’s so strange to find that I now dread Sundays when I’ve been so accustomed to looking forward to them. Why, you ask? Well, join me after the jump to find out. This dumb episode was so much less...
View ArticleThe Five Best Telenovela Faces in Last Night’s True Blood
What’s this? Has True Blood truly given us a sweet and poignant moment of young, confused female friendship–young women just trying to make their way in a crazy world while being overcome with...
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